Something Clever

Oct 15

pleasefireme:

Please fire me. I get in trouble for my “lack of efficiency” but I’m working on an computer that still has a floppy disk drive and runs on Microsoft Windows 2000! It’s 14 years old… Oh, and I get constant alerts of shutting down due to a thermal event. It heats up so bad it sounds like it’s gonna take off.

Oct 14

Important thing to note:

kiotsukatanna:

Femme nonbinary people who use ‘she/her’ pronouns are a people who exist. The Gems aren’t less nonbinary because they use ‘she/her’ pronouns. They aren’t less nonbinary because they are femme. 

You do no have to be androgynous or use they/them pronouns to be nonbinary.

(via sparklesma)

Oct 10

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scienceshenanigans:


A classic.

I wonder how many denialists bought this issue only to find they’d been trolled so hard.

scienceshenanigans:

A classic.

I wonder how many denialists bought this issue only to find they’d been trolled so hard.

(via carrielikethemovie)

Being drunk does not excuse cheating.

Being drunk does not excuse rape.

Being drunk does not excuse being an asshole.

Being drunk does not excuse shitty and destructive behavior.

Being drunk is not an excuse.

Control yourself or don’t drink.

(Source: basedheisenberg, via the-spinningarrow)

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themarysue:

Frankenstein feels.

themarysue:

Frankenstein feels.

(Source: neilaglet, via carrielikethemovie)

lzbth:

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

(via sandcastlesxinxthexsand)

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